So the Doggie Dictator came to see us. She was one tough nut. I barked at her to try to make her go away but she wasn’t having any of it. She stayed for four hours and she says she’s coming back again.

I am working on a plan with Ninja to make it very hard for her because it seems the plan is for the humans to become mini doggie dictators. They keep saying this is not true, that they just want to learn how to make sure we're happy all the time. Well, I think it's all a cover for becoming DDs. The actual and DD hates that I call her the Doggie Dictator and she says she's going to make me change my mind about calling her that.

Do we look like we could be anything but angelic?!!!

So most of you probably see photos of me being handsome, Anna being pretty, Theo being cute and Ninja being, well, Ninja, and think we’re sweet and lovely and generally gorgeous. And you’re right.

But we’re also very good at running rings around the humans. So much so that we actually run the office. And we rule the humans. This is how it should be as far as I am concerned.

But the humans don’t agree and they’re fighting back. They’ve called in a Doggie Dictator. I heard them talking on the phone. It sounds like the DD is coming to visit tomorrow. This is not good news.

Hello again. The humans asked me to write this. They get a lot of questions about how to find an Italian Greyhound puppy for sale. This is a very serious post so do not expect any jokes or giggles.

Personally, I think all puppies are runty little pests and I don’t know what you humans see in them. When Tino turned up I hated him. And when Theo turned up I hated him too. It’s alright now, I told them how it is and I’m still the boss so all is good.

I wasn't a pesty little puppy, I was a right little nightmare. Except for when I was asleep.

Anyhow, this is what I have to say to humans who think they want to find an Italian Greyhound puppy...

Most of the time it's alright being a dog. It's alright being a working dog too. My job is not very strenuous – I’m Chief Product Tester at Charley Chau.

This mostly involves going to sleep in luxurious dog beds and having to snuggle under cosy dog blankets.  When my dog friends hear about my job for the first time they think I'm a jammy b*gger. But actually, it is a bit of a pain as I'm an Italian Greyhound which means I prefer running around and causing carnage to sleeping.